[scottsanfilippo]

"Cats attack, kill student."

"Snakes found eating corpse."

"Mysterious assailant stabs Luke Perry."

Are these headlines from the latest edition of the National Enquirer? Nope, it's the new "tactic" spammers are using to get people to open their e-mails. So I've come up with a few blingers of my own to attract the less savvy among us:

"Web surfer drowns in ping flood."

"Shopper dies trying to click to enlarge at Mega-Lo-Mart."

"Google to buy rights to market Viagra and replica watches."

Now, get creative and share some of your own…